Drunk Jousting Rulebook

Welcome to the Kingdom of Joustania, where rivalry, magic, and mayhem collide!

Centuries ago, Jordano the Unkind and Lunchius the Hungry quarreled over cider quality before the kingdom’s grandest tourney. Jordano, the cider’s creator, swore it was the finest, but Lunchius refused to agree. Their rivalry extended to the jousting field—despite neither being particularly skilled—and has been passed down through generations.

In a bid to settle the feud, one knight (history is unclear which) enlisted a wizard to grow a magical apple tree. Its fruit was meant to produce the perfect cider and enhance a knight’s prowess. But the wizard’s skills were... questionable. The apples sometimes grant strength, sometimes fail entirely, and sometimes cause wildly unpredictable effects. Now, it’s tradition—every knight (and horse) must eat an apple before each joust, proving their worth in a game of fate and folly.

Drunk Jousting is a chaotic, whimsical tabletop game where dice rolls determine whether you charge heroically or somersault off your horse in spectacular failure. The game is miniature-agnostic, so you can use any knights you have—or grab the two exclusive minis designed by the incredible Jaycee Fairclough. As the creative force behind Red Nebular Miniatures, Wasteman, Dungeon Degenerates Minis, and H+H Toy Company, Jaycee brings her signature magic to the game’s STLs and resin minis. While her designs remain top secret for now, expect top-tier quality and unmatched style.

Prepare for glory, disaster, and cider-fueled chaos—let the jousting begin!